You have to add "Ogre" to that list! Also "Alien vs Hunter!" That is certainly groan worthy. look out for classic scenes like the guy standing on his trailer with his bent shotgun with seam line running down front of barrel who they disable by flashing sunlight into his eyes with a tiny mirror.
There is another with Ancient skeletons protecting their hidden gold in the desert, but I can't think of the name! Any one know it?..it has another classic line where one guy shoots the lock off an incredibly solid looking steel door with his shotgun...warning everyone standing close by to "mind your eyes"