Favorite Seinfeld Line

George, this is a little too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I've got a cockfight to focus on!


I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Is that a Titleist?
Hole in one...

Also mentioned, the whole 'People kept ringing the bell' exchange is awesome too.
 
Newman: "I've still got the Ukraine!"
Kramer: "The Ukraine is nothing! It's worthless!"
Subway rider: "I am FROM the Ukraine!!!"
<Knocks the Risk board over>
 
Maybe the Dingo's ate your baby (Elaine).
The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli (George).

Oh, and who can foget the Sid Farkus epsisode with Kramer getting ready to sell the "Bro"?!
 
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George: Jerry, I don't know if your ready to hear this.
Jerry: Go on.
George: I believe I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never..
Jerry: Wait, wait, you're right. I'm not ready.
 
letmebestormy said:
"You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."
Click to expand...

That's awesome. At one point, it was in my sig.

"I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!"
 
"Sweet Fancy Mosses!"

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

"Gidi-up!"

"I invented the it's not you, it's me routine!"

Last, but not least.......
"Yadda, Yadda,Yadda"
 
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JERRY Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

JERRY (C0NT'D) Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.
 
He's a close talker.

He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo!


(I haven't cross-referenced the following but I'm sure it's close.)

He took it out.
He took what out?
It.
It?
Oh, yes sirree bob.
Are you sure?
Jerry.
You were involved in some kind of amorous...
Nooooo.
You're just sitting there, having pleasant conversation, and--
It.
It.
Out.
Out.
(Kramer enters)
How did your date go?
He took it out.
Well, maybe it needed some air. It gets stuffy in there, it's inhuman!
 
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Sex...to save the friendship. Well, if I gotta, I gotta.


I know what a reservation is.
I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, but you haven't learned how to hold the reservation. And that's the most important part of the reservation, the holding.
 
Hey, I want in on this.
(group) no/not the same/apples and oranges
Why?
It's different, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
That's baloney. I shave my legs.
Not every day.
 
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