Star Trek vs. Aliens, who would win?

[dascoyne]

It depends.

What color are the uniforms?

 

[Krieger]

Star Trek. The aliens can't move from planet to planet, Starfleet could park a couple of ships in orbit and blast them. I guess it depends on what version of Star Trek we're talking about. Old Trek, the aliens are toast. New Trek, they'd be down there trying to give the aliens a hug because "muh diversity!"

agree someone will try a hug post-Borg. Wesley will have a plaque in his honor at starfleet headquarters *after* the planet in question is terraformed with torps and phasers

 

[Krieger]

It depends.

What color are the uniforms?

good question. could be colonists though

 

[Darth Lars]

This thread has good timing!

 

[ScourgiousJinx]

I agree Aliens would loose just for the technological advantage of Trek. Predator would definitely give ST more of a fight.

 

[NakedMoleRat]

According to the latest episode of Strange New Worlds, Starfleet wins, but at a cost.

 

[Cephus]

According to the latest episode of Strange New Worlds, Starfleet wins, but at a cost.

That's only because SNW Starfleet are comprised of idiots.

 

[asalaw]

According to the latest episode of Strange New Worlds, Starfleet wins, but at a cost.

That's only because SNW Starfleet are comprised of idiots.

You guys beat me to it. Yes, they completely ripped off the Alien franchise, right down to having a Newt character. But I wouldn’t call killing off the most tedious character and sending the second-most tedious character off on a pilgrimage a cost, exactly. More like a fringe benefit.

Know what? Come to think of it… everybody lost.

 

[_Lee_]

Aliens would win, but let's try a tag team match of Star Trek / Alien v Star Wars / Predator

 

[asalaw]

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Too late…

 

[Krieger]

Jonathan Archer, mirror universe, a little bit of hand to hand combat for the nostalgia, then vaporizes them where they stand. The end.

 

[JPH]

Jonathan Archer, mirror universe, a little bit of hand to hand combat for the nostalgia, then vaporizes them where they stand. The end.

PAMPAGE!!!

It's the only way they can win!

With an ode to Jessica Walter

 

[Krieger]

PAMPAGE!!!

It's the only way they can win!

With an ode to Jessica Walter

Now look what you did JPH…

corrected - Captain Sterling Archer (jazz hands)

 

[asalaw]

Now look what you did JPH…

corrected - Captain Sterling Archer (jazz hands)

PHRASING!