This, before or after the anal probing?![]()
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This, before or after the anal probing?![]()
If I ever meet an alien while exploring the universe, I'm going to tell them I'm from the Kingdom of the Planet of the Humans.
Go full Hollywood….
Beyond the Return of the Rise of the Empire of the Fall of the Revenge of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Humans Strikes Back 2: Electric Boogaloo
“This changes everything….”
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Or: ROTROFTEOTFOFROTKOTPOTHSBGo full Hollywood….
Return of the Rise of the Empire of the Fall of the Revenge of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Humans Strikes Back
“This changes everything….”
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Or: ROTROFTEOTFOFROTKOTPOTHSB - The Redux
Yep, that's typical. They put everything in it as if they do not know how to build up tension and excitement for the movie. Just like the trailer of "The Book of Boba Fett" when they claimed that it was made of only the first two episodes which was not true at all. These trailers feel like a speedrun of the whole movie. Maybe the makers are so enthusiastic to show everything they have made at once or they cannot decide which part of the movie is interesting enough to be revealed in advance.I was at the theater the other night and they played a trailer for Dune 2. It seemed like it was at least 3 minutes long. I now feel like I've seen it already. Whatever happened to a 30 second trailer that simply presents the premise and doesn't spoil half the movie? What would you have to look forward to otherwise?
Absolutely! Here's an example of a perfect trailer that just gives you a taste without ruining the whole meal...Yep, that's typical. They put everything in it as if they do not know how to build up tension and excitement for the movie. Just like the trailer of "The Book of Boba Fett" when they claimed that it was made of only the first two episodes which was not true at all. These trailers feel like a speedrun of the whole movie. Maybe the makers are so enthusiastic to show everything they have made at once or they cannot decide which part of the movie is interesting enough to be revealed in advance.
I remember in 1982 / 1983 there was a trailer in the theatres which was shown before "E.T.". It was short, about a minute, and showed only a montage of mountains in the desert. The music and the voice-over gave it a very eerie and frightening quality. I was too little to remember which movie was advertised but it was pretty effective. Plain and simple. Ah well, those times are gone now.![]()